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★ fuck you PRISMNODES 去你的 ★

⚠️ WARNING: DO NOT BUY FROM PRISMNODES ⚠️ SCAM ALERT ⚠️ REFUND PROBLEMS ⚠️ ACCOUNT DELETIONS ⚠️

买前促销闪购 | Promotion flash purchase before you buy
买后删号删鸡 | No service is provided after purchase and the account is deleted
你喜欢暂停机器 | You like suspended
开工单就性欲不佳 | Tickets=Not in good standing
想解封还要交25刀 | 25 dollars to unseal
我通过 paypal 退款,但 PRISMNODES 从我的退款中删除了 10 美元并关闭了我的工作订单
去你妈的 PRISMNODES 和 rice
你去舔狗和皮带。 去你的

📜 圣经咏唱 | A poem for PRISMNODES 📜

一个账号一个鸡 | One chicken per account
付款只能用批批 | PayPal payments only
超过伍刀别买鸡 | Don't buy if above five dollars
判定停权就争议 | Dispute if account restricted
白嫖半年免费鸡 | free chicken for half year
删号删鸡不扎心 | No worries if account or chicken deleted
不买黄牛溢价鸡 | Don't buy overpriced chicken from scalpers
无脑直冲是傻逼 | Stupid people buy without thinking

rice,今日,你长眠于此,永世不得超生,死也不能瞑目

rice.Today, you sleep here. You will never see God. Hell is waiting for you

💀 PRISMNODES老板的新跑车靠你们了 💀 I need to buy a new COGENT TRANSIT. You fools, give me the money quickly 💀
🎵 NOW PLAYING: Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley 🎵
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💔 in loving memory of PRISMNODES. 💔

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